Director David Lynch says that he will start selling his own blend of gourmet coffee later this year. If history is any teacher, each cup will be dark and almost impossible to sit through.

A&E announced this week that it’s in early development on a prequel to the classic film, “Psycho.” The new show will cover the time before Psycho, usually known as “She’s Hot And The Sex Is Great”

Hugh Hefner says the Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy is flying off the shelves…. apparently, the shelves are afraid that they’ll get an STD.

The first trailer for “Men in Black 3” was released yesterday… the studio was afraid that if they waited any longer the highly anticipated movie would be confused with the recently released… 

Sinead O’Connor got married over the weekend. It should be noted that this is her fourth trip down the isle - and her first on the “bride” side

The entertainment industry is backing legislation that would allow the government to shut down websites that host pirated material… if the bill fails to allow them to block the pirates, they would at least like to know who they ARRRRRRR!!!

Former basketball star Yao Ming announced that he is going to be entering the wine business, with a stake in California’s Napa Valley… unfortunately, the basketball player most famous for whine in California will always be Pau Gasol.

Also, please check out http://passionofthepau.tumblr.com/ It’s hysterical!

The NBA Players and Owners have settled their dispute and will resume their season on Christmas day. This is great news for the players, the fans and whatever company makes paternity tests!

Kris Humphries is saying that “no one cares about his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity…” which I don’t think is true. For that to be true, Kris Humphries would have to actually be a celebrity.